Pretty GROSS, but Pretty FUNNY! (AlphaCat in the Hat!!!)

Of course, based on a TRUE story as always....just with a few minor exaggerations. Ok....ALOT of exaggerations.***NOTE: Never put barbeque on your face and leave it longer than 10 seconds....it burns like lye....no...lie. Pun intended. I had a hand print burn on my forehead...hilarious. Oh yeah....mayonnaise burns when it gets in your eye too. Who'd ah thunk it?! :)Words:Now here's a little story,man am I a dummy, what happens is pretty gross,but at the same time pretty funny.I used to work at a restaurantand that was a blast!I took orders,served food and drinks,but sometimes I had to take out the trash I LOVE serving tables,and I LOVE people too!!Except when people treat like a servant and verbally abuse you,IM A PERSON TOO!!!Sometimes for fun,the bartender would sneak and give me drinks on the job,:look & check: My table's fine! I have time! Bottom's up!But too many will make me a slob.Uh-Oh my tables leavinggotta grab my tip!and clean off all the dishes before my manager has a fit!JUST CHECKING!:gasp: They didn't finish their foodand we know what that means!!!If my managers not looking...Free food for me!!!!Uh-oh, my managers noooot happy.Are you eating leftover food again?? (***MULTIPLE FOOD ITEMS)Cause this has to stop!Eating leftover food?!? ME?? HA HA HAWHYYY...Of course not!!I grab glasses,i grab plates,Even a squishy balled-up little napkin. yooooo...Why's this napkin squishy??i don't eeeeeven wanna know!I stack them all carefullywith care and precisionand with cat-like agilitytake it all to the kitchen!!!I put everything away,when my ear begins to itch,so I take my finger and scratch,and to my suprise something SQUISHED!Now pay attention carefully kids,this next part is the STINGER,remember that napkin I picked up?...well it was full of mayonaiseand I didn't realize that mayonnaise had gotten on the tip of my finger.I should've washed my hands first,MAN am I a dummy!But even though it was pretty grossat the same time ...it was pretty funny.Royalty Free Music Courtesy of:Kevin MacLeodIncompetech.comSong: Comic PloddingRoyalty Free Sound Effects Courtesy of: http://www.partnersinrhyme.com... Free Section.

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm
Author: Alphacat

Length: 02:47
Rating: 4.90
Views: 4590

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