Maxwell Dorian, Valedictorian

Think you got what it takes to be Valedictorian? Maxwell Dorian takes us through a day in his life.Here are the lyrics (in case you feel like geeking out):MAXWELL DORIAN, VALEDICTORIANI SPEAK IN THREE WEEKS TO THE ENTIRE AUDITORIUMHEAVY CORDS BUT I BEAR 'EM, MEDALS CHAFE BUT I WEAR 'EMSIX STEPS TO ACADEMIC SUCCESS, NOW LET ME SHARE 'EM:FIRST PERIOD, CALCULUS, EASY AS PIBUT SUCKAS REAL AS i, THEY TRY TO SPY MY ASSIGNMENTTHEY'D LIKE TO DERIVE WHAT'S INSIDE OF MY HEADTHAT'S WHERE I MAKE MATH MY MISTRESS, DENOMINATE HER IN BEDKANT KEEP UP WITH ME ONCE PHILOSOPHY STARTSSO SMART I PICK SARTRE APART, DISCREDIT DESCARTESI THINK THEREFORE I AM AT THE TOP OF MY CLASSWHY AM I HERE? LET ME THINK, TO KICK ASSA THOROUGH UNDERSTANDING OF THOREAU, THIRD PERIODA MYRIAD OF WEARY EYES READ THE (IRA) ILIADBUT NOT ME I'M A.P. THAT TEXT IS TOO TAMETHEY'RE STRIKING OUT WITH HOMER, I'M RE-JOYCE-IN' IN JAMESP.E.'S NOT EXACTLY FOR ME, BUT I DON'T CAREI'LL GET MY "A" ANYWAY-- IN BAND I'M FIRST CHAIRPIANISSIMO, FORTISSIMO, I GOTTA BE HEARDYEAH I NEVER MISS A CODA-- NEVER MISS A CODA-- WORD!SIXTH PERIOD, HISTORY, TOP OF MY GAMEI'M LIKE NAPOLEON BUT TALL, WITHOUT A RUSSIAN CAMPAIGNI DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE FINAL I'M A DOWNRIGHT HISTORIAN....MAXWELL DORIAN, SALUTATORIANSpecial thanks to Tyler Jacobson for rocking out the sweet graphics and to Andrew Weed for some kick-A fx work.www.baratsandbereta.com

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: December 31, 1969 at 6:59 pm
Author: BaratsAndBereta

Length: 01:20
Rating: 4.73
Views: 705025

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